Specialization needs a more holistic
bedfellow – AND humour. We look for patterns
in everything. We do P-ology. We’re the
Patternological Society.

THE COLUMNISTS
We tell it how it is with our Eye On the World
comments on current affairs.

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Polly Ticks – I do politics. I’m lazy so need a big alarm clock. I sleep with him nightly. I call him Big Ben.
Guru Tony – I do society/spirituality. I keep gathering a group together but they always do mass suicide.
Dr Illya Ness – I do medical. I know I shouldn’t pass on infections but make me viral!
Major de Ranger – I do war! I tell it how it is. Some say I blow things up out of all proportion.
Pappa Razzi – I do media. What? Don’t! … take!! … my!!! … picture!!!!!!!
Prof Isaac Galistein – I do science. I love golf, but my ball always goes off in probabilistic ways.
Philip Osophy – I do philosophy. I work things out – not like the idiots, above! They ignore me. I stink, therefore I’m out.

THE POETS & STORYTELLERS
We do poetry & fiction for all the Blogs and
Mini Mag posts – Make it popular
– Call it Pop Lit

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Blogger Bard – I’m the literary muse; Is being real my destiny? I’m so confused; Oh, to be or …
Techie Without A Clue – I do techie lit. Don’t know what I’m doing, who I am – just a confused teenager.
Harry Fang – I do horror. Some say I’m a vampire. Read me or … I byte!!! And don’t say I’m unRead.
Ulrika Feyn – I do Sci Fi. I’m fey in more ways than one. Now let’s go boldly, and not split infinity.
DI Cass Nova – I do crime. From cops to killers to thieves. Now, follow me. Take my hand. Then give it back.
Miss Spelling – You don’t sea me oftin, but I du the editin.

Now, you may have seen Will Dickens, Chas Shakespeare
and Willy Wordy around. They obviously aren’t real!
So.

We’re thirteen. We’ll bewitch you.